babe • Sep 21 2018

Beyoncé’s ex-drummer is accusing her of ‘extreme witchcraft’ and murdering a pet kitten

I hope the witchcraft part is true, at least

No, it's not part of the new American Horror Story season! These are all facts, baby. Well, accusations. Beyoncé's former drummer filed a restraining order against the singer for a litany of alleged offenses including practicing "extreme" witchcraft, harassing and stalking her, casting “magic spells of sexual molestation" and even murdering her kitten.

Documents uncovered by The Blaze reveal the drummer, Kimberly Thompson, asserts Beyoncé has been taping her phones and controlling her finances. Thompson says she worked with Beyoncé for 7 years, and recently uploaded a video to her YouTube channel responding to "mean people" and haters in which she appears manic and erratic.

A judge has already thrown out the restraining order request, though I can't imagine why. No word on how Jay-Z factors into these accusations yet, but we will update this story as more information becomes available.

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