I made a Tinder profile using only pictures of me in a hotdog costume
‘Is that a hotdog costume or are you just happy to see me?’
Last week, a little girl who showed up in a hot dog costume to princess day at dance class (AKA my spirit animal), went viral. This reminded me that I have accumulated a ton of pictures of me as a hotdog from when I worked out at the gym in a hot dog costume.
So I thought why not put it to good use to make an entertaining Tinder profile?!
I mostly wanted to see what responses I would get if I just swiped right on everyone, and the punny Tinder boys did not disappoint.
There were an abundance of ‘weiner’ comments
Some just strange ones
Some had hard-hitting comments
Hot dog me got almost 80 matches in three days, so maybe I should just wear a hotdog costume everywhere. But then again, that’s a lot of weiner comments.
P.S. Shoutout to my spirit animal
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