These are all the ways you’ve ever saved a guy’s number

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These are all the ways you’ve ever saved a guy’s number

There will only ever be one ‘Jarod the Bible guy’

Scenario one: You meet a guy on a night out, you get chatting, he tells you his name, you obviously don’t remember because tequila happened…and then you exchange numbers.

Fuck. What do you do? You get creative.

Scenario two: You meet a guy on a night out, you get chatting, you realize you’re not that into him, he tells you his name, you obviously don’t remember because you weren’t listening in the first place…and then you exchange numbers.

Fuck. What do you do? You get creative.

Scenario three: You meet a guy on a night out, you get chatting, he tells you his name, you remember it because you already know like three guys named “Matt”…and then you exchange numbers.

Fuck. What do you do? You get creative.

And then you’re left with these.

The guys you only used for their connections

Subtle

The guys who revealed too much

“It was a bad one too”

The guys who had some sort of style

“He was wearing a hat”

The guys you actually wished you remembered

Becky? Goals

The guys who need warning signs

The guys who can only be described with emojis

“He had a baby face” Call when hungry

The obvious but not so obvious guys

The ones which don’t make any sense

“He wrote that, I think his name was Babbsey, and he thought he was my future”

The guys who are location based

“He had a southern accent”

The guys with hard names

The guys from that night out you don’t remember

The guys you tell yourself you remember but actually don’t

The downright creeps

The guys who send dick pics

“He literally won’t stop”

The fuckboys

Direct

The guys who buy you things

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