Why every girl should date a German

Dating a foreigner is something every girl should try to do. Not only are their accents cute, but you get to learn a lot about a new culture and gain a more worldly perspective.

However, if you’re going to date a foreigner, Germans are the best and here’s why.

They are organized and always on time

Germans are so tidy, organized and efficient that you’ll never have to wait for him – he’ll be on time or even early to everything. Fights about missing an anniversary or birthday will be nonexistent because, most likely, it has been on his schedule for months.

They are more outdoorsy

The view of the Alps in Germany after a 2.5 hour hike

Germans are very active. With so many beautiful lakes, mountains and expansive landscapes in Germany, it’s not uncommon to go for a swim in a nearby lake or even hike a mountain in the Alps just for fun. Although their athleticism can be intimidating at times, the benefits (aka their nice toned bod) are awesome until the beer belly eventually kicks in.

They call you cute nicknames

Schatzi, Maus, Lieblingsmensch, Süsse – the list goes on. Although they sound strange, these are all German nicknames of endearment. If you’re called any one of these, you know you have a keeper. If you’re lucky, they might even give you a Bussi auf die Backe (a traditional European cheek kiss) after they say it.

They love beer

If they ever love you more than beer, you made it

Have a rough night out? If you date a German, you won’t ever have to worry. Their alcohol tolerance is so high from all the beer that no matter how much he had to drink, he can always take care of you.

They have a saying for everything

If you have a muscle cramp, they will call it a muscle cat. Have a song stuck in your head? It’s an earworm. Hungover? You have a cat. (Sucks to be an actual cat in Germany, I guess.) Whatever is going on, there seems to be some strange German saying to express it.

They rock lederhosen

No words…just look at those pants

It may look strange at first, but there is nothing sexier than a man dressed in lederhosen. I can’t explain it, you just have to see it for yourself.

They are taller

Tall ladies, bring out those heels because the average male height in Germany is two inches taller than that of American men. Short ladies get in on this too, because you now have a way to get to those hard to reach things on the top shelf. It’s a win-win.

They love feeding you sausage

No matter which wurst you try, it will taste amazing

Germans are serious about their sausage or, as they call it, wurst. Bockwurst, Wiener Wurst, Currywurst, Bratwurst, Weißwurst, Brühwurst, Leberwurst, etc. No matter what sausage, it tastes amazing and they love watching you enjoy it.

They don’t do small talk

Have something in your teeth? Don’t worry, he will tell you right away. Germans are blunt about the facts and enjoy getting straight to the point. Who needs to talk about the weather or petty things when you can just get to the good stuff, right?

@TheTab