All the boys you’ll date before you give up on boys entirely
Ah yes, the one who preferred sports to you
Boys. Short boys, tall boys, blonde boys, dorky boys, muscled boys. The world is essentially just a smörgåsbord of boys; a cornucopia of boys. And though they may all seem different at first, they’re more similar than you think.
Essentially, despite how different you think they are and how torturous or individually romantic you thought your love was, every guy you have ever dated can be rounded down into a handful of types. It’s hard to imagine this, because you think they’re special. But they’re not, and to illustrate this, we’ve drawn them below.
So before you inevitably give up on love for good, here’s a look back at every boy you’ve dated – and why they’re all as bad as each other.
With help from Bella Eckert, Daisy Bernard and Lucy Woodham.
Illustrations by Bobby Palmer.
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