Let’s be honest, if Brad Pitt is cheating on Angelina Jolie then we’re all fucked

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Let’s be honest, if Brad Pitt is cheating on Angelina Jolie then we’re all fucked

There’s no hope for anyone in this world

Let me take your mind back to 2004. Rachel from Friends had been cruelly tossed aside by her husband Brad for Angelina Jolie. It was widely speculated that they’d got together on the set of their film, Mr and Mrs Smith. Everyone separated themselves into camps, Team Jen and Team Ang. The Hollywood romantic landscape was irreparably damaged.

But over the years as things settled down, didn’t we all find comfort in Brad and Angelina’s relationship? Their beautiful flock of children, the wedding photos, how they stuck together through thick and thin – didn’t they represent something beautiful and pure? The idea that love could conquer all. They were safe, secure, aspirational.

Well that’s all over, and let’s be honest, it means there’s no hope for anyone.

Now Jolie is demanding custody of the half-dozen kids and saying Brad smoked too much weed and American tabloids are reporting that he cheated on her with Marion Cotillard. It’s like it’s all happening again. It’s all falling apart. You’d be forgiven for feeling disheartened by the whole thing. Is this all there is? 12 years and then it all falls apart?

If Brad Pitt can cheat on Angelina Fucking Jolie, is there any hope for the rest of us?

Probably nah.

@rosielanners