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Stop what you’re doing! Girls can’t do anything on their period
Let alone be president
A man is questioning Hillary Clinton’s ability to be president because he’s worried her period will get in the way.
“What if that time of the month comes and she is sick at the same time?” said the Pennsylvania man.
He’s obviously not trying to be sexist, he’s just genuinely concerned with Hillary’s health and well-being, which has made us come to the breakthrough realization we’ve all been waiting for: Girls can’t do anything on their period.
Thank you kind stranger, for making us all aware of all the things we can’t do because our vagina bleeds once a month.
Girls can’t swim on their period
We’re actually allergic to water.
Girls can’t have sex on their period
Our vagina just automatically puts up a magical shield no penis can get through.
Girls can’t make rational decisions on their period
We’re never right anyway, but boy do the added hormones really cloud our judgement.
Girls can’t play sports or workout on their period
We already have enough liquid leaving our bodies we don’t need to add sweat to the mix. Plus everyone knows our muscles shut down during that time of the month silly.
Girls can’t go to school on their period
For five through seven days of every month all the blood in our brain rushes to the uterus resulting in the inability to learn.
Girls can’t eat anything other than chocolate on their period
You know how we insist chocolate is a food group? Well now you get it.
Girls can’t wear white on their period
The bright color becomes too much for our sensitive eyes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/0ovWwJHA6f/
Girls can’t go out to dinner on their period
Don’t you understand we can’t eat anything but junk food?
Girls can’t be nice on their period
Going from babe to bitch is a vicious cycle.
https://twitter.com/FemaIeTxts/status/787703529985236992
Girls can’t go for long car rides / flights on their period
Someone please invent a soft absorbent material (preferably cotton) we can use to soak up all this blood for six to eight hours so we can go places.
Girls can’t work on their period
That 80 percent we’re worth on a good day just plummets to zero.
Girls can’t wear skirts on their period
Might as well not give the boys another reason to feel uncomfortable, right?
Girls can’t be president on their period
There’s a 90 percent chance that’s 100 percent bullshit.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIbfR1chHaY/
P.S. Hillary Clinton probably hasn’t had a period in 20 years.