Gifts for girls who dgaf
Look no further it’s all here
Traditionally women are hard to buy for eh? Bloody women, always being so difficult. Love to shop. So fussy. Instead of complaining about materialistic women in your life, skip all that and check out this gift guide instead. It’s all you’ll ever need for birthdays and any special occasions with the feminists in your life.
Patriarchy smashing patches
Pins so they can wear their great opinions on their sleeves. Or collars. Or bagsFrom Banging Art on Etsy
A book subscription to keep them educated and woke af
Book and a Brew delivers a surprise title and a cup of tea to you once a month for just £13. Lovely.
A notebook for all their feminist thoughts
The School of Life has a series of ‘feminist notebooks’. “Each notebook carries an introduction to a great Feminist thinker on the inside front page, their name beautifully printed on the cover – and is otherwise empty for your own projects.”
This Maya Angelou one is available on Etsy.
A leather jacket so everyone knows they’re in a real life Girl Gang
Feminist slogan tees that can be worn with or without bras
Sparkly bath bombs – so they can relax after killing it every day
And an sleep mask so she can rest up properly for the next day of doing it all again
A wine glass which lets her get drunk while being the nasty woman that she truly is
You’re going to have to get on the waiting list, though.
Some feminist wall art so they can make a woman’s rightful place – the home, duh – at least a pretty one
Get it here From RadHeartsPrintLab on Etsy
Accessories which celebrate the beverage everyone loves mostVia Etsy Via Etsy
A mug for when they want to relax with some tea after a hard day of being amazing
Stationery which pretty much sums them up tbhVia Etsy
A phone case with its own backlight, so that all their selfies are equally banging
A necklace which describes her perfectly
A loud and proud tote bagFrom YellowSunflowerInt on Etsy
And a nice place to store the tampons they pay so much forFrom Bangin Art on Etsy Via Etsy
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