Did Farage really just make a joke about Trump groping our Prime Minister?
‘Come and schmooze Theresa – don’t touch her, for goodness sake!’
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has offered some simple advice for Donald Trump upon arriving in the UK:
“I’m now going to become a diplomat. I’m going to say, ‘Come and schmooze Theresa – don’t touch her, for goodness sake!'”.
Ah, but don’t worry. If anything goes amiss, Farage will kindly be there to oversee and step in. “I could be there as the responsible adult to make sure everything is OK.”
PHEW. Incase the new openly misogynistic President of the United States feels the urge to grope our second female Prime Minister, knight-in-shining-armour and all round good guy, Nigel Farage, will be on hand to protect her.
He added that Obama is a “loathsome creature” who “said we’d be at the back of the queue”. But now with Trump in charge, seeing as he has a Scottish mother, we will be all fine and dandy.
Hear the audio from 00:16, complete with raspy, laddish laughter:
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