Tell me you wouldn’t swipe right on these hot young Democrats

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Tell me you wouldn’t swipe right on these hot young Democrats

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Politics aside, from Joe Bae-den to fit weed-smoking Columbia-era Obama, the democrats have got a lot going for them aesthetically. We forget it when we see them now, decrepit and exhausted, but they used to be hot. Really hot. Like, if you saw them on a dating app you would swipe right, that kind of hot.

Take yourself back to the eras of these teenage politicians and try not to get too upset about the fact you can’t text them right now and ask them to come over.

@rosielanners