Why would it be awkward?
In honor of False Confession Day (yeah, according to the internet it’s a thing), we texted our exes telling them we’re coming to Thanksgiving dinner with their families.
Savage, we know. But it’s less savage than saying we miss them and then being like “LOL not really.”
So we dug up our old flames and told them about our Thanksgiving plans, making it seem like their mothers who adore us oh so dearly, invited us.
They were not amused.
We eventually had to come clean and confess it was a joke. They remained unamused.
Well, it’s not like we wanted to spend Thanksgiving with them anyway.