I used a vibrator alarm clock to wake up and it was truly magical

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I used a vibrator alarm clock to wake up and it was truly magical

I went to more lectures than ever

Being woken up by a vibrator in your panties is undeniably the best way to start your day. It sits in your underwear, it vibrates and it’s called the Little Rooster.

The device is small and pink and, like you suspected, contains a vibrator meaning you wake up through sexual stimulation. Their slogan is “wake sexy” for a reason.

For 10 nights, this little apparatus sat in my underwear and for 10 days, my attendance was higher than the past month of school.

And so it begins

The first day using the vibrator alarm clock the alarm was set for 7.30am, enough time to be ready for a 9am lecture. There were a whole lot of nerves and it was basically ingrained in my mind that I’d probably freak out waking up to vibrations.

The only difficult part about it was getting it to stay in position — there was already a lifestyle change because underwear is obligatory with the Little Rooster so it stays put.

It’s fair to say it was a pleasant surprise to wake up peacefully without a noisy and stressful alarm blaring in my ear. It kind of feels weird to have something vibrate you awake in that area, but hey, 9am lectures weren’t so hard anymore.

And a couple days in, going to bed was the best part of the day because waking up had become so exciting.

Not only did the vibrator get me ready for lectures, but it gave studying in the library before class because a regular occurrence — it was glorious. The Little Rooster feels really good to wake up to. Rather than an unsettling buzz in your ears, there’s gentle and relaxing pulsations in a place that feels much better than your eardrums.

After using the Little Rooster for a few days, waking up had transformed, it was actually good. It no longer felt like a chore — it was now more of a stress-relieving thing.

Using a vibrator alarm clock could seem intimidating to girls who have little experience using vibrators. So familiarizing yourself with your personal sexuality before trying to jump into using a vibrator to wake up every morning might be a good idea.

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One week in and I was hooked

Waking up this way is a million times better than an iPhone alarm. Only downsides is that it’s really hard to fall asleep with plastic down your pants — it felt like wearing a jock strap.

Also, if you ever have to do something when you first get out of bed, make sure you take it out of your underwear. The device apparently can appear to look like a boner through pants when getting the mail. Oops.

With that being the only downside, the alarm clock stayed in my pants for longer than the originally planned week. It stayed there for another weekend…

Final impression: vibrator alarm clocks are the shit. Go get one.

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