2014 Tomi Lahren is the girl we all want to get drunk with
Her deleted tweets are me af
by Amanda Ross
Who hurt Tomi Lahren?
Seriously, what happened to this poor girl to make her go from a dgaf, pussy-poppin’ co-ed to the vindictive, ill-informed, glorified YouTuber we now know all too well? Was it because a junior DNC staffer never texted her back? The pressure of working in her mom’s store got to be too much? Whatever the reason, it’s painful to see a kween after my own heart go from this:
Oh no!! What will @realDonaldTrump do without the support of the liberal Hollywood elite?! Oh I know, he will Make America Great Again.
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) January 9, 2017
Her since-deleted tweets reveal that, just like us, she has (or once had) an affinity for getting drunk, #poppinthatp and even threatening to snatch some lady’s Popeye’s.
Vintage Tomi, I know you’re still in there somewhere. The you who likes to dance on tables and drink Fireball and doesn’t view all non-Aryans as a human plague is still in there. We miss the real you. When you find her, give me a call. Let’s do brunch.