We pranked our one-night stands and asked them out for Valentine’s Day

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We pranked our one-night stands and asked them out for Valentine’s Day

They freaked out

Valentine’s Day is the Hunger Games of sex and attention, and without both you’ll probably die. We decided to take the hunt for Valentine’s Day dates to an extreme and hit up the lowest of the low on the totem of “wyd” texting — our former fuckbuddies and one-night stands.

The rules were simple: pick a former sex friend and with absolutely no context or explanation, ask them what our plans were for Valentine’s Day. Of course, things got weird.

I am literally never kidding

 

???????????

 

Bring her! Let’s all hang!

 

I guess he’s lonely too…?

 

@youareafuckboy

 

Yep, this is definitely the right Mike.

 

Well fuck you too then

 

This was a very elaborate brush-off

 

It should

 

Okay, he gets a text back

 

We would never!

So maybe be won’t be reconnecting in an “all this time it was you and I didn’t even realize it!” rom-com way. But it was worth a try, right?

@itsamandaross

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