We pranked our one-night stands and asked them out for Valentine’s Day
They freaked out
by Amanda Ross
Valentine’s Day is the Hunger Games of sex and attention, and without both you’ll probably die. We decided to take the hunt for Valentine’s Day dates to an extreme and hit up the lowest of the low on the totem of “wyd” texting — our former fuckbuddies and one-night stands.
The rules were simple: pick a former sex friend and with absolutely no context or explanation, ask them what our plans were for Valentine’s Day. Of course, things got weird.
So maybe be won’t be reconnecting in an “all this time it was you and I didn’t even realize it!” rom-com way. But it was worth a try, right?