Soulless Valentine’s Day memes for single af people to enjoy
Who needs love when you have memes right! Ha ha ha ha
Ah, here it is again. Valentine’s Day, rolling around every February with the inevitability of a pendulum swinging ever closer to our jugular veins. Time passes, we grow older, we celebrate another inevitable romantic holiday, we all get closer to our deaths at the hands of Trump’s nuclear winter.
Until then, unfortunately, you’re going to have to put up with lots of statuses today about celebrating a special day with “this one”, their best friend (strange how the people who say this never have any friends). You’re going to have to grudgingly like a lot of “I said yes” pictures and breakfast in bed pictures and lacy underwear pictures from people who don’t know what the word oversharing is. You’re going to have to put up with this, and not even grumble about how the rings are all cubic zirconia and their eggs benedict looks shit anyway.
And the only way you’re going to manage that, my friend, is through memes.
how I sleep knowing I'm single and no one can fuck me over pic.twitter.com/qdkFMAoKtO
— Common White Girl (@BasicWhiteGirI) January 29, 2017
you don't have to be sad about being alone on Valentine's Day if you remember you're alone all the other days too pic.twitter.com/UyEPe7lI5Q
— daphne (@youngoddesss) February 5, 2017
me: i'm so done with boys
— no (@tbhjuststop) February 14, 2017
my expectations for valentines vs reality pic.twitter.com/hhA2FCgo18
— davey (@texasboydavey) February 11, 2017
That went well then pic.twitter.com/RHQ7zH7zAT
— mangspreading (@mangmangmang) February 14, 2017
me knowing im single af and dont have to buy any valentines gifts pic.twitter.com/eZ4WxMEWzj
— Lisa Simpson (@tbhIisa) February 3, 2017
Hope everyone who uses the word "bae" has a terrible Valentine's Dae ?
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) February 14, 2015
Gearing up for yet another Valentine's night of complete & total romance pic.twitter.com/wXu3i1qGRI
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) February 15, 2015
I was supposed to hook up with this cute Egyptian girl for valentines day, but it turned out to just be another pyramid scheme.
— Fitz (@GoodGuyFitz) February 14, 2017
Ex: You can block my number but you can't unsuck my dick
— lissete (@lizardrey74) January 13, 2017
when u read a twitter post that's just too close to home pic.twitter.com/IYER2zdw3s
— sexual gifs (@sexualgifs_) February 13, 2017
Me on Valentine's Day tomorrow ? pic.twitter.com/2yxowqRekZ
— johnaida? (@naidajae) February 14, 2017
White chocolate: The Valentine's Day gift that says, "I don't really love you."
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) February 14, 2015
me on valentine's day pic.twitter.com/DDpT4a5RqM
— Common White Girl (@GIRLposts) February 11, 2014
the white boy valentines card pic.twitter.com/DVu2FgagM6
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) February 12, 2015
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 27, 2016