I sent my Tinder matches lines from 50 Shades Darker and it got weird

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I sent my Tinder matches lines from 50 Shades Darker and it got weird

Some weren’t as kinky as me

Being newly single just in time for Valentine’s day I thought I’d do something really productive with the day of love, and message a couple of my matches some dead kinky lines from the infamous 50 Shades of Grey by E.L James.

These lines were cringey as hell so I wasn’t expecting many replies, but I got some crackers thrown back at me

Kieran knew the score

 

Jack wasn’t having any of it

Ben wanted more

Lewis, the only one who wished me a Happy V-Day. What a cutie

Ish was super keen

Danny liked my instagram post for Valentine’s Day

Here’s the Instagram post in question

Olli was a little slow

Tommy (who I bumped into at the pub the next day) wanted to know exactly what I was gonna do about my racing hormones 

No, Declan, not because you’re Stalin

OK Louis, I promise I’ll be gentle (you like whips, right?)

My conclusion = Cardiff lads’ Tinder game is WEAK. I mean, some of these are funny, but none really unleashed the beast unto me. I would’ve quite liked that on my sad and lonely Valentine’s Day.

Ah well, there’s always next year. And until then, there’s always Ann Summers.

@maredemlynparry

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