Some weren't as kinky as me
Being newly single just in time for Valentine’s day I thought I’d do something really productive with the day of love, and message a couple of my matches some dead kinky lines from the infamous 50 Shades of Grey by E.L James.
These lines were cringey as hell so I wasn’t expecting many replies, but I got some crackers thrown back at me
Kieran knew the score
Jack wasn’t having any of it
Ben wanted more
Lewis, the only one who wished me a Happy V-Day. What a cutie
Ish was super keen
Danny liked my instagram post for Valentine’s Day
Here’s the Instagram post in question
Olli was a little slow
Tommy (who I bumped into at the pub the next day) wanted to know exactly what I was gonna do about my racing hormones
No, Declan, not because you’re Stalin
OK Louis, I promise I’ll be gentle (you like whips, right?)
My conclusion = Cardiff lads’ Tinder game is WEAK. I mean, some of these are funny, but none really unleashed the beast unto me. I would’ve quite liked that on my sad and lonely Valentine’s Day.
Ah well, there’s always next year. And until then, there’s always Ann Summers.