fads • Feb 21 2017

#ThingsISayAfterSex is trending on Twitter and it proves that none of us have even a trace of chill

‘So what are we?’

Conversation after sex is always an awkward thing. For some reason, it seems all guys ever know to say is, “Hey”.

Do you continue on as if it never happened? Do you comment on their likely less-than-stellar performance? Or do you lie to keep it ~easy breezy? Well, the internet is here to help you.

#ThingsISayAfterSex is trending, and people seem to have lost any sense of a filter they ever had. So here are a few pointers for your next encounter, from your friends over at Twitter.

This guy wants to know if you’re a thing now.

So what are we?#ThingsISayAfterSex pic.twitter.com/BRGCKwWkB7

— David Trabal (@davidtrabal) February 21, 2017

Some dive straight into politics.

#ThingsIsayAfterSex okay but Hillary won the popular vote

— its me (@dizzielizzie7) February 21, 2017

These ones have slept with all of your friends.

#ThingsISayAfterSex did u know that you have the biggest dick out of your friends

— Kujo (@kujosnowcat) February 21, 2017

#ThingsISayAfterSex
Say hello to ya brother for me!

— Swinging Becky K (@BeckyKilled) February 21, 2017

These ones haven’t.

You can't participate in #ThingsISayAfterSex when you still a virgin pic.twitter.com/mEbd4CHVOO

— KING?X (@BryanmXolani) February 21, 2017

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell #ThingsISayAfterSex

— Dannii (@SourCinnamonBun) February 21, 2017

#thingsisayaftersex best 5 minutes of your life right ? ?

— andres l. (@lildadandres) February 21, 2017

Peep my SoundCloud #thingsisayaftersex

— Ethan Slack ? (@yaboislickSlack) February 21, 2017

nothing because hands don't talk#ThingsISayAfterSex

— nick woah (@nickjw25) February 21, 2017

#ThingsISayAfterSex "I Love You"

— HOMEWRECKER (@2fast4satan) February 21, 2017

Told you you'd be disappointed. #ThingsISayAfterSex

— ? Lord Nifty ? (@lordnifty) February 21, 2017

And I’m including these ones in here because I hope they never get laid again.

https://twitter.com/sladebower_/status/834045327762145282

It's a known fact that single mothers breed athletes. See you on draft day #ThingsISayAfterSex

— dill. (@DillonTheWorst) February 21, 2017

But these ones dgaf

https://twitter.com/chivelicious/status/833997866909757440

Wow that was a mistake #ThingsISayAfterSex

— Summer Smith (@SummerLeSmith95) February 21, 2017

"Alright text me when you get home, bye" #ThingsISayAfterSex

— mama mia (@hightiera) February 21, 2017

and btw… you look nothing like your profile picture. #ThingsISayAfterSex

— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) February 21, 2017

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