If Justin Trudeau doesn’t have sex with me, I will burn his country to the ground

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If Justin Trudeau doesn’t have sex with me, I will burn his country to the ground

Don’t think I won’t do it

As we sit here, suffocating in the Cheeto dust currently consuming our own country in a horrific millennial Dust Bowl, I can’t help but daydream about Justin “Daddy” Trudeau, and how much better our lives would be if he just realized that we need him and his tight bubble ass right here in America.

Evidence? Don’t worry, I have all the receipts.

He loves babies

Wish he would hold me like that

And equal rights

And being goofy

Wish he would choke me like that

And fashion

And Obama

Wish he would look at me like that
Or run the world with me like that

And working out

And being shirtless

And most importantly, pandas

Thank God there are still good things in this world.

@carolinephinney

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