Lana Del Rey is joining the coven of witches hexing Donald Trump tonight
And here’s how you can join her
by Amanda Ross
Everybody relax, because Lana Del Rey and some witches are here to save democracy and liberate us from this evil.
Lana threw Twitter into a frenzy when she sent this cryptic tweet last night:
At the stroke of midnight
Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23
Ingredients can b found online
— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) February 24, 2017
Initially thought to be album news, Twitter users quickly connected the dots and figured out that her listed dates all coincide with crescent moons, which witches across the globe plan to use for a binding spell against Donald Trump.
The first crescent moon spell is set for tonight at midnight.
“The ritual itself is pretty standard magic working,” Jaya Saxena of Elle explained. It’s “binding Trump from doing harm to others and to himself, rather than asking any forces to do harm to him.”
Witches and witch stans across the internet are, of course, buzzing with excitement.
— donutella versace (@livinicoletti) February 23, 2017
Witches all over the US are planning to hex Donald Trump tomorrow what a time to be alive. Debbie Reynolds would be proud. pic.twitter.com/pC2YgmaLZ8
— Kennedy Cannon (@ken_you_not) February 23, 2017
If you want to join in (meeeee!), there’s an instruction list circulating so you can put your powers to good use.
Michael M. Hughes, one of the spell planners, told Elle the exact intentions of the hex. “We’re not wishing harm on anyone, we’re just trying to stop the harm they’re doing,” Hughes said. “It’s not the equivalent of punching a Nazi in the face, it’s the equivalent of tying him up and taking his bullhorn away.”
Because there always has to be someone spoiling all the fun, Christian groups are planning a “counter prayer” to protect Trump. So basically, the witches need all the help they can get. Go get your supplies (especially the unflattering photo of Trump — so many to choose from!) and get ready.
GUYS WITCHES ARE CASTING A SPELL TO BIND TRUMP AND CHRISTIANS ARE PRAYING TO PROTECT HIM GET MY POPCORN pic.twitter.com/QRdrISt9Zz
— Laura Shortridge (@DiscordianKitty) February 23, 2017
Our millions of hours spent watching American Horror Story have lead us to this moment.
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