BREAKING: Lady Gaga will replace Beyonce at Coachella
Beyonce will return to Coachella in 2018
by Tiana Lowe
Billboard has confirmed from a source that Lady Gaga will replace Beyonce as Coachella’s Saturday night headliner. Although rumored replacements included Daft Punk and Nine Inch Nails, speculators saw Gaga as the obvious replacement given the recent release of Joanne as well as her successful Super Bowl performance.
Many specifically wanted Goldenvoice to choose Lady Gaga to break Coachella’s nearly decade long streak of male or male-fronted acts headlining the three-day music festival. However Gaga’s timeliness and cultural relevance alone rendered her the obvious frontrunner.
Me: Coachella is overrated, too expensive, too sandy, too crowded
Coachella: Lady Gaga is headlining this year
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) February 28, 2017
Beyonce, who had to drop out due to her pregnancy, will return to the main stage in 2018.
The funniest, most pure memes about Lana Del Rey’s new album release
Take off, take off, take off all your clothes
by Amanda Ross
At last, Mother has blessed us with a new offering. Lana Del Rey dropped Lust For Life yesterday, and if you haven’t listened to it, you’re a) homophobic, and b) an actual moron. It’s already lauded as Lana’s greatest work yet, filled with dreamy vocals, new collabs with music legends, and enough sad-slash-dreamy captions to…
Aaron Carter crying about IPAs is all of us on dates with ‘indie’ guys
Please don’t make me drink this pisswater
by Una Dabiero
Saturday, Aaron Carter was arrested in Georgia for reckless driving. So last night, he went on Entertainment Tonight to clear his name. How? By tearfully telling everyone that he doesn’t drink liquor or IPAs. In one sentence, Aaron Carter managed to be the most relatable star of all time. He somehow encapsulated the fear and…
QUIZ: What member of Taylor Swift’s seemingly disassembled squad are you?
Give me Gigi or give me death
by Una Dabiero
It’s been a tough year for Taylor Swift. Between Kim Kardashian dragging her for shading Kanye, Lorde denying her spot in the “squad” and the social media hiatus that has us wondering if she’s dead, the queen of pop seems more like a sadly deflated doll of broken dreams. We haven’t seen her famed girl gang together in…