Ross Geller is the biggest fuckboy on Friends
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There are many fuckboys who’ve come into our lives throughout the 10 seasons of Friends, but only one can lead them. Only one is worse than all the rest – and that one is, unsurprisingly, Ross Geller.
Ross Geller was the original fuckboy and I hate him.
— Louis Tomlinson (@Lou__TomIinson) January 18, 2016
This weekend we asked you to vote for the biggest Friends fuckboy and Ross won in a landslide victory with 32.75 per cent of the vote. It makes sense, if you really think about it.
Ah yes, Ross, the man who got angry at his infant son for playing with a Barbie as if it would somehow infect him with gay, completely forgot about Ben as soon as Emma appeared, SAID THE WRONG NAME AT ONE OF HIS THREE WEDDINGS, lied about seeking an annulment, spell-checked Rachel’s love letter, did not read Rachel’s love letter, cheated on Rachel they definitely weren’t on a break. Tried to have sex with his own cousin.
Tried to have sex with his own cousin.
•only wanted rachel when it was convenient for him
•rachel deserved better.
— ?artichoke me? (@aliyajordyn15) November 29, 2016
re-watching the break up series is just showing what a dick Ross Geller is he is the primo fuckboy of the 90s
— Flora Scott (@FloraScottt) June 15, 2016
Ross Geller is honestly the biggest fuckboy of our time
— Angel Reedy (@angelreedy) March 12, 2016
Of course, there were others who competed alongside him for the fuckboy title. Joey, predictably, came in second place with 22 per cent of the vote, while Paolo, Rachel’s Italian boyfriend who tried to touch Phoebe up, was in third place with nearly 15 per cent.
At the other end of the spectrum some of the men of the East Village came out relatively unscathed. Unsurprisingly Mike, Phoebe’s eventual husband who can play the piano without there being a piano present, was the most angelic of all – nobody voted him as the biggest fuckboy. Not one person. And he deserves it to be honest.