news • Mar 01 2017

Michelle Obama could be coming to a workout class near you

It would be an honor to breathe her air

Michelle Obama, the glistening, pure queen of democracy and fit as fuck arms, suddenly has a lot of time on her perfectly manicured hands.

Mrs. O has always been crazy into fitness and health, so it makes sense that the second she transformed back into a civilian, she’d be getting in on the latest workout crazes the rest of us have been trying for the past few years.

My mom is yelling at me because I don't want to go to soulcycle at 6am so she can meet @MichelleObama

— kaela (@k_bsquared) November 10, 2016

TMZ caught Michelle going to and from SoulCycle in Washington, D.C. twice in a week — and her Secret Service agent might have ridden, too!

Michelle Obama Hits SoulCycle (VIDEO) https://t.co/PehYg929Xs

— TMZ (@TMZ) February 26, 2017

My god, can you imagine the glory of walking into you class and seeing Mrs. Democracy herself perched on the bike next to you? What if some of her sweat got on you? It probably extends your life by five years, clears your skin up and makes your crush text you back.

That time @MichelleObama is in your @soulcycle class and you can't do anything but open mouth gawk at the queen. ?? #mykindofceleb #nochill

— Kristen Larson (@KLCycle) February 13, 2017

I’m going to SoulCycle in Brooklyn tonight, does that mean I’m an Obama girl, too?

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