All the totally reasonable things women get called ‘crazy’ for doing

Calling a woman “crazy” is like saying “bomb” in an airport — it trips all the alarms.

And it’s not like we’ve earned a slap with this silencing label. It’s almost always because we had the audacity to expect common human decency from whatever human garbage can we were involved with at the time.

Here’s just a few things that apparently no woman can do without being utterly, completely and irrevocably batshit insane:

-Expect a call back when some has in fact promised they would call back, because it is actually crazy as fuck to expect common courtesy

-Not wanting to engage in intercourse with a person we don’t like, because only a certifiably insane person would refuse dick

-Having friends who don’t have vaginas, because that’s only for crazy sluts

-Dressing well and putting effort into our appearances, because that’s only for vain psychos like the evil queen in Snow White

-Tweeting about things could in some abstract universe be maybe about them, because only a fucking lunatic would ever tweet about things besides memes

-Reading books or listening to music by women deemed “crazy” by the male collective, including (but not limited to) the works of Sylvia Plath, Courtney Love, Bell Hooks, Virginia Woolf, Solange, Margaret Atwood, Fiona Apple, and Roxane Gay because those bitches are insane feminazis

-Wanting to date other people if her partner is also dating other people, because fairness and flexibility is for mental patients

-Asking a sexual partner to use protection, because only crazy bitches care about not contracting an STD

-Responding to a text message in a timely fashion, because insane girls don’t have anything better to do than answer people who contact them

-Choosing to not spend time with people who make us feel bad, because only total psychos actually care about dumb shit like self-esteem

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-Accusing a partner of cheating when our partners are, in fact cheating, because founded confrontations are i n s a n e

-Refusing to invite a total stranger from the internet over to our homes on a first date, because only crazy girls assume anonymous men are dangerous

-Having basic feminist ideals and a desire for equality, because things like equal pay and not being raped are for psycho bitches

-Responding to an unsolicited dick pic with anything other than unbridled joy and uncontrollable horniness, because only crazy lesbians don’t like that

-Wanting to have an honest conversation about where a relationship could be going after months of dating, because why would you even think that, we’re not even together, you’re insane!

-Having the nerve to live with independence and honesty because that is absolutely the craziest thing I have ever heard in my entire life