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You’re probably not hot enough for Tinder’s newest feature, Tinder Select
Because as it turns out, Tinder could actually be worse
If you’re like most people, you’ve gotten thumb cramps from right-swiping yourself into a Tinder-crusted coma before falling asleep alone — but how many of those people have actually swiped back?
Perhaps you even match with a majority of men: the average, and of course, below average. You know the ones I mean, the men holding fish, and the ones “ONLY DOWN TO FUCK HARD”.
Well according to Tech Crunch, there’s now a secret version of Tinder, full of right-swipe worthy people only, as well as celebrities. Imagine the possibilities — no fish, no selfies.
This, my friend, is Tinder Select, now available to the elites of Tinder.
A source told Tech Crunch, it’s “for people who do really well on Tinder.” Meaning, more people swipe for them, than your average. Reportedly, Tinder can invite people, and in turn, those people can invite people.
When Tinder was contacted for further information, they said the company “has no comment on Tinder Select.” But if Tinder Select wasn’t real, they’d just say that.
Come on, we all want that glossy, blue “S”.
And Nylon said it best, “the first rule of Tinder Select is you do not talk about Tinder Select.”