I tried ‘O-Cast’, the brand new app helping girls to orgasm

CamSoda, an adult entertainment webcam platform, have launched a new app, and unlike Tinder — or this bizarrely specific list of non-gendered apps that have for some reason been targeted at ‘busy men only’ — this app is all about women. Yesterday was International Women’s Day after all.

Enter: The O-Cast — CamSoda’s attempt at reminding women that even they deserve to get off. Claiming it will help men to “Give her the best orgasm of her life.” But really, at this point any orgasm would be fine.

Okay, so I tried it, and it’s actually quite cool. All you have to do is (after please, God cleaning your phone) lick your phone’s screen to record your movements. However the tongue part isn’t really necessary. For those of you with grub-grub phones like me, a thumb works just as well.

Once you’re done recording, you just give that ‘O’ a name, slap on a photo of your choosing, and upload that bad-boy to their website. This will allow other users browsing on the site to connect it to their vibrator, and get off to your SickMoves™.

However, it is slightly scary knowing the person supplying you with that orgasm could be some weird old man in his mom’s basement, because I am convinced they are the kid of people who catch wind of these sort of apps first. (Not that I’m a weird old man in my mom’s basement. Hah.)

So anyway, next time you want to get off, or next time you want to get someone else off, head on over to the app store. Recordings will be free through March 31, but downloads will cost $0.99 after April 1.

Homemade gifts are always the best kind.

@carolinephinney