Every type of precious beautiful best friend you’ll have in your life
Tag yourself I’m the crazy friend (jokes I’m the ho)
In this life there are friends – people you may go for drinks with, you might be in a group chat with, you might split an Uber with – and there are best friends – the person who knows you better than anyone else in this miserable world, the person who you share everything up to and including bodily fluids with, the person you’d probably marry if you could.
And although all best friends are beautiful amazing golden angels sent from above to make our lives better, there are many different types of beautiful amazing golden angel best friends. Chances are though, no matter who your soulmate – sorry, BFF – is, they’ll fit into one of the following categories.
Illustrations by Bobby Palmer
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