Can I hire this savage girl to destroy my exes on Twitter, too?

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Can I hire this savage girl to destroy my exes on Twitter, too?

‘See you at the baby shower’

It took a while to get to the beginning of this whole Twitter thread, but it’s potentially the funniest, most savage breakup of a couple we’ve ever seen.

And the entire internet is here for it right now. This girl from Vegas is doing the Lord’s work.

It all begins with this girl’s ex sub-tweeting her

Then things took a real step up

Then it descended into total pettiness

When we reached out for comment, she replied: “See you at the baby shower, babe.

We’re anxiously awaiting our invite in the mail. Check back here for updates.

@carolinephinney