Saturn is returning to retrograde tomorrow, and here’s why that’s a problem for bitches everywhere

Tomorrow, Saturn will return to Retrograde, and booooy, do a lot of us have a big storm coming.

We all already know a Mercury Retrograde ruins everything in its path — don’t worry, that’s coming on April 9th — but what what many don’t realize is that a Saturn Retrograde is a whole different beast.

Yep, Saturn is the Lord of Karma, and we’re all about to get a taste of our own medicine, so you better pray you haven’t screwed over too many people in the past months.

Retrograde is always a time during which karma is sorted out, but with Saturn, it’s about to be dished out in double. This retrograde means past and present merging into one, and if you’ve done something wrong recently, “an event will occur to teach you a lesson“.

Additionally, if you’ve been quite good recently, these good deeds will be payed back, but let’s be real.

According to experts, “Saturn retrograde takes you on a journey from deep despair to euphoric highs,” and ” it starts in a very bad place.” So if you’re not excited yet, I don’t know what to tell you.

I guess all we can do is sit and wait. If you don’t see me tomorrow, you know the retrograde has taken me.

@carolinephinney