I asked guys the questions you always wanted to ask your one night stands and they were brutally honest

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I asked guys the questions you always wanted to ask your one night stands and they were brutally honest

‘If a girl had a bush I’d probably still sleep with them but I wouldn’t say nice things about them afterwards’

It’s a given that in a relationship you’re going to become lax about shaving your legs every day and having sex on your period just isn’t as big a thing because your boyfriend will love you regardless. You know them, you know what the deal is. Not so much when you have a one night stand.

49 percent of us will have one in our lifetime, but we never get a chance to voice these burning questions to your one time lover. So I did it for you.

Would you have sex with a girl on their period if it was a one-night stand? Do you care?

Boy One: Yeah, but I’d definitely wear a condom.

Boy Two: Depends how heavy it is. It’s a very natural thing though, and can’t be helped. If people want to have sex they should have sex.

Do you care if a girl accidentally comes on her period while having sex? 

Boy One: No, but it’s probably game over. Like I wouldn’t be aroused anymore.

Boy Two: No. I’d be like “if you wanna go through with this then we still can” because she might be too embarrassed to go forward with anything.

Do you care if a girl hasn’t shaved her legs/armpits/vagina? 

Boy One: Yeah, it wouldn’t put me off but I’d be a bit like “urgh”. Definitely a turn off but it wouldn’t stop me.

Boy Two: I’d probably notice but I wouldn’t care. I don’t like it when it’s spiky though because it just kind of hurts.

How do you prefer a girl to look “down there”?

Boy One: I wish I loved the bush but I just don’t. It’s difficult to work around and it gives me the itch and I don’t like it. I know it’s normal but no. I would still sleep with them but probably wouldn’t say nice things about them after. It definitely would dampen the experience.

Boy Two: I’ve never really thought about it. I’ve never really had sex with anyone who has hair down there so I don’t really know what my answer is.

Do you compare a girl’s body to girls you’ve previously slept with before?

Boy One: No comment.

Boy Two: Yeah. I’m a painter though so I do lots of paintings and drawings of bodies so I am aware of differences. I compare faces too though. It’s not necessarily negative but I do notice differences.

Is there good and bad sex? What makes a girl good in bed on a one-night stand? 

Boy One: There is good and bad sex. Being open, raunchy and confident is always good.

Boy Two: There is good sex, definitely. Usually it’s just if they have a lot of experience. Practise makes perfect. Confidence makes a big difference. If you don’t know what you’re doing at least pretend you do.

Do you mind if we take our make-up off before sex on a one-night stand?

Boy One: No.

Boy Two: Depends how long it takes. I’m generally indifferent to whether a girl is wearing make-up or not.

Do you ever notice if we’re wearing nice underwear? 

Boy One: No but I notice if it’s bad underwear, like granny pants. I can’t distinguish between Primark or Victoria’s Secret. I might notice if it’s matching.

Boy Two: Occasionally. Not nearly as much as a girl would notice another girl’s underwear. Nice underwear always depends on the girls body shape.

What do you think about when you’re giving head? 

Boy One: Baseball?

Boy Two: I dunno, I usually focus on giving good head.

If we’ve slept with you on the first date, would you still carry on dating us? 

Boy One: I’d still be interested and happy to date but I wouldn’t chase anymore. I won’t put the effort in after I’ve slept with you.

Boy Two: Yeah, obviously. My current girlfriend is from a one-night stand.

Do you get embarrassed when you can’t take off our bras? 

Boy One: YES, so embarrassed. I’ve lost my erection before trying to take a girl’s bra off.

Boy Two: I’ve never had that problem before so I don’t know.

How long should we stay for in the morning? 

Boy One: No more than 45 minutes after both parties are awake.

Boy Two: Until it’s appropriate really. If the person has stuff to do then you should probably leave. It’s very dependent on the situation though.

Do you care about the state of our room? 

Both Boys: No.

How long should we wait until we text you after leaving your house? Or should we just leave it forever? 

Boy One: No real answer. Depends on the connection we had.

Boy Two: It would definitely depend on the situation and depends on the message. If it was just a random message like “hi, how are you?” then it would be weird to send that straight away but if it’s in reference to something we’d been talking about before then it wouldn’t be weird to text a few hours after leaving.

Were you lying when you said I was good?

Boy One: Yeah, probably.

Boy Two: I don’t think many people would lie, you’d just say nothing if you thought they weren’t very good in bed.

Do you have to find me attractive to get a boner? 

Boy One: No. You’d probably have to have been through a dry spell to get a boner over someone you found really unattractive though.

Boy Two: No, but I’d say it’s different for different guys, it depends if you’re really horny.

Would you judge me if I take a shit in your bathroom in the morning? 

Boy One: Hell yeah. I wouldn’t take a shit in her toilet either. There’s manners and you don’t shit in someone’s house until your good mates.

Boy Two: As long as it wasn’t too obvious and was normal pooing.

When I’m on top and fall off drunk do you judge me? 

Boy One: I’d find that hilarious.

Boy Two: I haven’t had much experience of that. I would probably judge if that happened but I’m usually quite competent at keeping people on so I don’t really know.

Should girls take the initiative with protection?

Boy One: Nah, 50/50.

Boy Two: Some people just take the pill anyway so they say it doesn’t matter when you get a condom out. I guess you just see what happens. I would normally use a condom just because it’s to hand.

Do you get embarrassed if you can’t get it up? 

Boy One: Nah man, it’s usually not to do with the girl but I’m more than happy for her to think it’s to do with her.

Boy Two: No, usually a good reason if I can’t get it up.

Do you find it embarrassing if we queef? 

Boy One: Nah.

Boy Two: I’m pretty indifferent. It’s normally our fault if you do queef.

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