I don't wanna be alive anymore
Don't want to look? TOO DAMN BAD because here you are.
If case you hadn't heard, one Mr. Harry Wreck-My-Walls-Daddy Styles is releasing new solo music tomorrow, and I literally took the day off to properly consume it.
And even more exciting, photos have leaked of Harry soarin', flyin', breakin' free on a harness, presumably filming a new music video.
But you know what's not exciting? Like not even a little bit exciting? This fucking photo of Harry's stunt double WEARING A HARRY MASK:
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
Why do good things happen to not-that-bad people like me? Why did I have to witness my beautiful frog prince sunbeam's visage crudely pasted atop someone with sub-par hair?
Maybe I can take today off too, I really need to reflect on this.