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How to have a good summer despite Mercury being in retrograde, according to your star sign
We’ve gone deep on this one
In case you haven’t heard, Mercury’s going into retrograde again this Sunday – and people are pretty shook up about it.
Mercury retrograde is going into Taurus, which supposedly means things will begin feeling heavy and slow. Mercury retrograde then enters Aries, which is apparently a good thing because we feel less slow and more fiery. Mercury was also in retrograde for another sign until like, January this year. It’s starting to get really hard to catch up with the Mercury retrogrades.
If like me, you obsess over horoscopes, then the start of your glorious sunshine life might be feeling a little blighted by news about Mercury you definitely don’t fully understand. You might have began your interest in astrology ironically but now it dictates the minutiae of your everyday life and you can’t escape it. Your summer is stretching out in front of you blighted by the dark clouds of a horoscope you read two weeks ago that you can’t get out of your head.
But that’s OK, because we’ve sourced and researched and looked into the definitely real science and study of the stars to determine some more positive predictions to get you through this murky Mercury retrograde period.
ARIES
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
TAURUS
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
GEMINI
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
CANCER
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
VIRGO
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
LIBRA
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
LEO
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
SCORPIO
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
SAGITTARIUS
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
CAPRICORN
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
AQUARIUS
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
PISCES
The stars and planets will not affect you or your life in any way. Do whatever the fuck you want.