The eight types of single girl persona you’ve definitely channelled at some point
Tag yourself I’m the ho
A wise mother once said: if you can’t love yourself how in the hell can you love somebody else? And loving yourself is probably something you spend most time on when you’re single.
Single living is when you can embrace hobbies and friends and decide what you want and what you don’t. And we all handle those things in different way. Maybe you embrace the hoe life and hit the clubs hard. Maybe you watch When Harry Met Sally 3532958359028 times while crying about dying alone. Maybe you get really really really into the gym.
Whatever you decide to do, you’ll probably end up as one of these guys.
Illustrations by Bobby Palmer.
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