Small boobs are underrated. They’re low maintenance, there’s more clothes you can comfortably wear and if you choose to put on a bra, you’ve got the best selection. Here’s all the things you’ll fully empathise with if you’re small-boobed and proud.
If you loose any weight, your boobs are the first to go
You can only buy mix and match bikinis because when it comes to top and bottom, you’re opposite ends of the spectrum
For some reason, everyone’s adamant they’re a 32C?
You’ve well and truly nailed the side boob
You try to kid yourself that you can store things down your bra but they just fall out
It’s absolutely fine if you forget to put your bra on, if you ever actually wear one
You live for anything backless
And saucy necklines don’t even have to look that saucy on you
For some reason, guys try to make you feel better by saying they’re ‘more of a bum guy’
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