Welcome to the era of the post-fuckboy glow, where girls are hot and boys ain’t shit
You’ll know when you experience it
Post-fuckboy glow [pōst fək-boi ɡlō] (Noun): That space of time after running around looking like the shit you were dealing with.
Last night the artist formerly known as LaLa Anthony stepped out wearing a ring on every finger but her ring finger, looking like a 12out of 10 following a breakup with her cheating ex. The thought of Carmelo seeing Lala solo and better than ever, emitting the radiant glow only attainable after a hardship (or one of those Kardashian blood facials) is a great one.
— ELLEUK (@ELLEUK) May 1, 2017
If the post-fuckboy glow doesn’t sound familiar to you, congrats! You’ve never dealt with trash! But for those of us who have — and let’s be real, that’s most of us — we know what it feels like to glow-up in the wake of dealing with some absolutely childish shit.
Just don’t mistake the fuck boy as the reason for the glow — think of it as an add-on.
Post Fuck Boy Glow ✨ pic.twitter.com/fKDtQ44Xz3
— Izzy ✨ (@dearisamar_) April 22, 2017
It’s even been known to cure things such as acne, back pain, and poor self-esteem.
my acne literally disappeared overnight omg. post fuckboy glow is so real
— morgz (@veganshorty) April 22, 2017
And despite non-believers, in recent weeks there have been firsthand accounts of it happening all across the country. Some (read: me) might call it a glow-up revolution.
post fuckboy glow is real i been so goodlooking lately
— lil shallow (@gothtitty) April 22, 2017
I finally have post fuck boy glow HAHA
— mum (@Hellohkittty) April 17, 2017
Supporting your local girl through her post fuck boy glow is a great way to show support. Just remember to keep your eyeliner sharp, and your standards high. And when you slip, take solace in the fact that after every storm comes a post-fuckboy glow.
post fuck boy glow :'~) pic.twitter.com/MYWvRhkTMY
— aral eam (@aral3am) April 16, 2017
You just have to make it through first.
Is there anyway that you can get the Post FuckBoy glow without actually having to deal with one? If so let me know.
— princess peach (@Kia_TooSweet) April 20, 2017
Good luck, and see you on the other side.