What the word ‘thrussy’ means and why it continues to haunt my nightmares
The internet is a wild place
Every day we – the collective we, the people of the internet, the young people on the information superhighway – continue to stray further and further from God’s light. The latest example of this is thrussy, the meme I cannot escape because it’s everywhere.
It is, as you might expect, a portmanteau of the words “throat” and “pussy”. So that’s where we’re at with it. It began many moons ago in internet time (a week) when an anonymous Tumblr user asked someone to “fuck their thrussy”.
There was a time when our memes were simple. When they were a man sprinkling salt in a restaurant or that frog that’s been repurposed by Nazi virgins. But that was before thrussy. And because the internet is a dark and terrible place, it’s quickly become huge. It spread on Tumblr, someone made a poll about it, it even has a knowyourmeme article, so obviously it wasn’t long before it became a Twitter staple.
When he asks me what that thrussy do pic.twitter.com/ee2dnveyrG
— cotton eyed hoe (@ineedahitta) April 28, 2017
You: Fuck my throat
Me, an intellectual: Fuck my thrussy
— (￣へ￣✿) (@a1andar) April 27, 2017
me after surviving 30 days in the desert: please…. my thrussy is so dry
desert survivor: [instantly shoots me in the head]
— Orange ?? (@megalophile) May 2, 2017
all you ladies pop yo thrussy like this pic.twitter.com/QCY93a410N
— emily (@emilyy_oliver) May 2, 2017
I can't stop thinking about the word thrussy pic.twitter.com/nFCxzlWOdj
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) May 1, 2017
gay twitter: "Thrussy"
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) May 1, 2017
Someone said bottled water is thrussy lube pic.twitter.com/QQYiuhgSVz
— amerikkkan. ☭ (@blxbb) April 29, 2017
leaving after the thrussy appointment pic.twitter.com/nR422g0gzP
— sleepy brown eyes (@maicolin_torres) April 29, 2017
This is the world we live in now – the thrussy world. If you thought memes could get no darker than when we sank to the creation of the previous, similar portmanteau “bussy” you would be wrong. It’s thrussy’s world now. We’re all just surviving in it for as long as we can.
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