Lana Del Rey fans are really pissed about this Selena Gomez tweet

Two women, both alike in dignity, In fair Twitter, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

In other words, shit has unfolded on the internet and I'm living for the drama of it all.

You know Selena? Not Quintanilla-Perez, I mean the other one. Gomez. Yeah! She's cute, 'Naturally' was a bop back in 2009, she's an FOS (Friend of Swift). Oh, and she's dating Abel 'The Weeknd' Tesfaye.

And of course you know Lana. No description necessary.

So on The Weeknd's latest album, he has two songs: the album's eponymous Starboy (featuring Lana Del Rey), and Stargirl (also featuring Lana Del Rey). It's accepted cannon that The Weeknd is, duh, the Starboy in the story, and Lana is the Stargirl.

So Lana stans kind of freaked out when Coach tweeted this photo featuring Selena, their spokesmodel:

God, you would have thought they just uploaded a text block that said FUCK LANA a thousand times by the way fans responded. I mean, obviously Lana is the rightful Stargirl, but people threw a fit.

My brother, the most vicious Lana stan of all, called me 16 times in a row when it happened and left me voicemails so angry I thought about having police perform a wellness check. But I mean he sleeps with a signed and framed Lana picture next to his bed — the real gay agenda, am I right, Mike Pence?

People just really went tf in:

I can't say I didn't kind of love it, but only because I'm a real messy bitch who lives for drama/I love robbery and fraud.

Sorry, Selena. I'd just have the PR team delete this and move on because it's tryna put me in the worst mood ah.

Couldn't resist.