No one asked for this evil-ass Snapchat update, and yet here it is
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
by Amanda Ross
Jesus, take me now. I don't want to be on this earth anymore. My favorite app, my precious Snapchat, is now a flaming ball of trash that not even ~nEw n FuN~ emojis can save.
In the most recent update, available now on the stupid App Store, people now have the option to view your Snaps…as much as they want.
SNAPS NO LONGER EXPIRE
I'm…disgusted. I'm saddened. I'm not sure I wanna be alive.
What are we supposed to do now? Goodbye to sending pics of your triple chin. Goodbye to Snaping him a spontaneous titty. It's all over now. One slip of the finger and that shit's as permanent as that arrow tattoo you got sophomore year.
Yeah, ok, it's an option, but you know people are gonna use and it before you know what's happening, you've watched a full telenovela over Snap.
And, of course, people are pissed:
Snapchat update has 'limitless' snaps looool isn't having a time limit the whole idea of what snapchat is ?
— arooj ilyas (@aroojarooj98) May 9, 2017
what is this new snapchat update aw about pic.twitter.com/CM4O7BFZSp
— ziggy (@80sb0wie) May 9, 2017
Wtf is this snapchat update? You can't even see how long stories are. I could be watching a whole episode of Eastenders on there.
— Áádïł Śéédát (@Aadzy_99) May 9, 2017
Ugh. I'm deleting. Wait, he Snapped me back. Nevermind.