Don't rub flour into your vagina, that's not healthy
I'll be the first to admit that even though all of my cool friends disagree, I think Bon Appétit is a certified banger.
I knew the video would be full of sexy food-as-a-metaphor-for-eating-ass motifs, because that's all the song is too. It's a summertime bop, that's what they're about: eating ass. All of them. Every song of the summer. Cake By the Ocean? Ass By the Ocean.
I was not, however, ready for the actual music video. A sample:
Katy is meat (or something) and she gets her body — including this shot of her like…taint area? — covered in flour:
But don't worry! She likes it! We can tell by this o-face she makes:
Then they start boiling her fine ass in a pot. Cool, wine jacuzzi!
She gets her hair chopped off:
She's fed to Migos and their singing pet oyster on a platter:
Then the platter turns into a stripper pole, because why the fuck not:
And then she eats everyone who was gonna eat her! Iconic! Legends only!
And so the ass-eater becomes the eat-ee. A tale as old as time.
Here's the full vid: