Under no circumstances should girls post any of these things on social media
According to bitter hateful people on the internet
The information superhighway can be a really scary place sometimes. Yes, we need the internet for talking to people we can’t speak to on the phone, Googling our symptoms any time we get as much as a twinge (result is always cancer or pregnant) and obviously memes, but there are also very strict rules here. The internet isn’t a lawless wasteland, so if you want to be a part of it and you’re also a woman, you better behave.
Specifically, if you want to enjoy social media, you can’t do any of these things according to bitter, hateful people on social media who for some reason think it’s their right to police what other people do – well, other girls at least. The scary part is, the majority of the people out there shaming other girls for their online choices are also women – internalised misogyny guys! It’s great.
Take photos of your boyfriend
Why do girls post their mans but never show their faces ?!!??? Ahahahaha
— Jonathan Barrera (@j0nathanbarrera) May 13, 2017
Talk about friendship at any point
why do girls act like they're bffs but then go & post about how they have no real friends ??? girls are scary, i can't believe i am one
— Jules (@juliajene) May 2, 2017
Tell people where you bought a product you like and enjoy
Why do some girls buy stuff, then post it on snapchat and twitter thanking the brand? You paid for it!
— Col (@ColTalbot1) May 11, 2017
Post ANY pictures where you’re not totally covered from head to toe
why do girls think it's attractive to post half naked pictures online,,?
— piper jo (@BottomleyPiper) May 11, 2017
Talk about going to the gym
Why do SO MANY girls on SM post gym tutorials and workouts daily? What are you gaining if you're not sponsored or paid? Asking for a friend
— Dylan Daxon (@dilly_dax) May 10, 2017
Talk about being single
Why do girls gotta post about being single when we all now y'all gonna get back together by tonight?
— leslie baldwin (@baldwin_leslie) May 12, 2017
why do girls post videos of themselves making kissy faces and smiling at the camera are you possessed
— Dada Quavo (@Mikedavisss) May 10, 2017
Omg why do girls post such slutty pics
— Caitlin (@caitchey9) May 9, 2017
Follow ANYONE EVER on Instagram if you don’t know them because they may have a girlfriend
Why do random girls that follow me on Instagram that I don't even know follow my bf after I post our one year video ???
— ♡ (@ashleysayys) May 3, 2017
Why do girls post vids of them smoking like they cute or something? Lol
— Julian P (@julian_FTW) May 3, 2017
Share updates about your pregnancy before the age of 42
Why do these girls that are pregnant in high school post stuff about it? Like it's not cool to be 16 or 17 and pregnant
— Jaret Harrison (@harrisonjaret2) April 26, 2017
Talk about having a libido
Why do girls think it's attractive to post their sexual needs on twitter…. keep it to yourself shit
— Lana (@alayna_bowman) April 26, 2017
Support your friends
Why do sorority girls constantly post "Omg i love this" on each other's post. Your captions are stupid. Stop.
— Josh Bains (@Jashhh) April 23, 2017
Talk about your emotions
I hate it when girls post shit just for people to feel bad for them. Like you just want sympathy ?
— Joyce Nicole Tucker (@lil_mcneely) May 11, 2017
Cook. Anything. Ever
I hate when I see girls post pics of something they cooked and say "omg my cooking is so good" but whole time it be pan con Huevos.. ??
— #RENESCOFIELD (@Lord_rene7) May 10, 2017
I hate when girls post pictures of the wonderful breakfast they cooked when low key it's just an eggo on a cool plate
— Matt McGowin (@Mattyice_6) April 23, 2017
Use the well known app ‘Snapchat’ in social situations
I so hate when girls post multiple snapchats on their stories at parties saying "ayyeeeeee ayyeeeeeee"
— Leo Castro (@leocastro285) August 14, 2016
Again, don’t talk about your boyfriend. Ever
I hate it when girls post screenshots about how their bf feels about them, that's so intimate ugh!! :(
— bailey brooke (@baileeyy11) April 1, 2017
Be sexy if you’re this girl’s friend
I hate when girls post ultra sexy pics on my timeline. It's so awkward.
— gg (@ooohgbaby) April 18, 2017
Use Snapchat filters
hate when girls post up pics with @Snapchat filters…leave it for snaps only! You look better without it coño ?
— ΛIRIC ?? (@AIRICmusic) April 16, 2017
Let anyone take your photo if you’re not wearing a full face of make-up
Hate it when girls post pictures saying "no make up" yeah thanks for the excuse of how hanging you look
— Harry Hill (@H4RRYH1LL) April 10, 2017
It’s a jungle out there.
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