According to bitter hateful people on the internet
The information superhighway can be a really scary place sometimes. Yes, we need the internet for talking to people we can’t speak to on the phone, Googling our symptoms any time we get as much as a twinge (result is always cancer or pregnant) and obviously memes, but there are also very strict rules here. The internet isn’t a lawless wasteland, so if you want to be a part of it and you’re also a woman, you better behave.
Specifically, if you want to enjoy social media, you can’t do any of these things according to bitter, hateful people on social media who for some reason think it’s their right to police what other people do – well, other girls at least. The scary part is, the majority of the people out there shaming other girls for their online choices are also women – internalised misogyny guys! It’s great.
Take photos of your boyfriend
Talk about friendship at any point
Tell people where you bought a product you like and enjoy
Post ANY pictures where you’re not totally covered from head to toe
Talk about going to the gym
Talk about being single
Pout
Be ‘slutty’
Follow ANYONE EVER on Instagram if you don’t know them because they may have a girlfriend
Smoke
Share updates about your pregnancy before the age of 42
Talk about having a libido
Support your friends
Talk about your emotions
Cook. Anything. Ever
Use the well known app ‘Snapchat’ in social situations
Again, don’t talk about your boyfriend. Ever
Be sexy if you’re this girl’s friend
Use Snapchat filters
Let anyone take your photo if you’re not wearing a full face of make-up
It’s a jungle out there.