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Forget the Avril thing, I’m SHOOK over this Lindsay Lohan conspiracy theory
Was it murder at the hands of Disney?
by Amanda Ross
By now, you’ve seen the latest resurgence of the Avril Lavigne body-double conspiracy theory. It’s been covered before, but a Twitter thread posted this weekend reignited the debate, spawning hundreds of tweets and even more thinking emojis.
But now, on the heels of this intriguing mystery, Twitter user and Lohan stan @drugproblem has introduced us to a new conspiracy theory about Lindsay Lohan…and her twin who was murdered by Disney.
While we’re on the topic of conspiracies, I have a big one: Lindsay Lohan had a twin that was murdered and covered up by Disney. pic.twitter.com/RwqfLFinUq
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) May 14, 2017
Our scene is set way back in the 80s when living goddess Dina Lohan birthed not one but two ginger kids on the same day:
Lindsay Dee and Kelsey Morgan Lohan were born on July 2, 1986. Although identical, the twins had noticeable differences. pic.twitter.com/8CJwVmqAzV
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) May 14, 2017
As with all sets of twins, one was the clear star:
Following the success of ‘The Parent Trap’ in 1998, Lindsay went on to star in other films while Kelsey lived out a normal High School life. pic.twitter.com/zbITNkX0Un
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) May 14, 2017
Then things get sinister…..
The twins reunited for a Disney World special in 2001. This is the last known footage of Kelsey Lohan to date. pic.twitter.com/eX9YEG8OTE
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) May 14, 2017
Kelsey mysteriously vanished. Disney began damage control by alleging Lindsay never had a twin. Her parents inherited millions in hush money pic.twitter.com/v3iN3XPTCq
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) May 14, 2017
Life imitates art:
In 2006, Lindsay filmed a thriller about a woman pursuing her lost, murdered twin. This is what led to her breakdown thereafter. pic.twitter.com/rcUkrDbN1f
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) May 14, 2017
Rest in peace, Kelsey. You’re with the angels now:
Stay woke. pic.twitter.com/zjwsFjfYvz
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) May 14, 2017
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