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QUIZ: What percent hoe are you?

I'm 69% hoe

We live in a hoe-centric world. Everything is about hoe schemes, hoe tactics, hoe glow-ups. But are you truly one of us or merely a vanilla imposter looking to bust in on our fake tan-covered world?

Find out with this quiz:

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