All the shit we’d rather see guys wear instead of man-rompers
We’re not here for seeing y’all with camel toes this summer
by Yana Carr
You know that male rompers are a thing, and people have some very mixed feelings about them.
Buss that romphim open, and I tell him bring it back pic.twitter.com/oqY8IC4DZX
— Luke Thighwalker (@_NurseRatchet) May 16, 2017
TODAY IS CANCELLED. THIS ROMPHIM IS TEW MUCH You a dude who wants to wear a romper? BUY A ROMPER. GOD. SO stressed. I need an avocado toast.
— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) May 15, 2017
We, the fashion forward females of the world, are down with sharing our lewks with men daring enough to try them, but y’all shit the bed picking rompers.
Honestly, there are so many other ridiculous trends we’d rather see men rocking this summer.
Perspex anything — less breezy than a romphim, but much trendier
If you’re in favor for seeing the dick print in perspex pants say ‘aye’
— ميا (@Miaplaterjones) April 21, 2017
— Eunice. (@EuniceOrji) April 25, 2017
To go all out, don’t forget to pair the look with your perspex boots
If you want our clothes so bad, just shop at FashionNova
Justin Bieber is already way ahead of y’all. Get on his level.
justin bieber just gave fashion nova a s/o on live dkmmmm
— :) (@casscataldi) May 16, 2017
"Distressed Romphim, Floral Design"
Use my Fashion Nova code: ROMPBRAN17 to get one buy one get one free
— miyagi (@BornALegacy) May 16, 2017
Take notes, boys
@Dizzle__hk If you wanna be a basic hoe, Fashion Nova. If you wanna be a trendy hoe, Urban Outfitters. what level of hoe you looking for? Lol
— daisy duke (@daisyduke_xx) May 8, 2017
Can you image your man’s bulge and his donk in these jeans? Yaaaas hunty, werrrk.
— Mia Sand (@missmiafit) May 12, 2017
What ever happened to the male crop top revival? Bring it back!
If you’re going to steal my clothes at least let me see some abs.
WHAT A MAN HE IS THE KING OF CROP TOPS??? pic.twitter.com/IBZfrId7h4
— Dakotah?//MET THEM (@O2LDolan) April 17, 2017
I'm really not into this male romper wave. Crop tops cute. Man camel toe in a romper, not cute.
— Judas (@TerpyTaylor) May 16, 2017
@55mmbae Manmel toe* balls on one side, shaft on the other. Not kosher.
— Judas (@TerpyTaylor) May 16, 2017
black boys in crop tops? I'm here for it. pic.twitter.com/SepRUQq6BT
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 14, 2017
— KDNotKatie (@AkiraSupreme) April 14, 2017
— Cassie (@CassndMe) April 15, 2017
Since you guys are so prepared to get ass-naked to use the restroom, we recommend bodysuits
If you not ready to go this far in the name of fashion, return your romphim baby boy
Me trying on a romphim pic.twitter.com/Sfox7cXiVC
— El Diablo? (@Jesse_Arreola) May 17, 2017
— Body Aware Underwear (@bodyaware) May 16, 2017
— Cedric Calderon (@7VhvIahjN4usDv8) March 26, 2017
It’s all or nothing, if you want a romper better throw on a choker
17. yoongi in chokers ♡彡
– the pictures speak for them selves what! a! man! pic.twitter.com/9keUXjNaDr
— nyssa (@ADOREMlN) March 8, 2017
everyone slept on daffy duck
the man was a style innovator. he wore chokers before they were popular and now they're everywhere pic.twitter.com/JTGRUm2VDx
— ㅤ (@mohamhumadi) March 8, 2017
all i know is my man Yami Yugi/Yugi Muto was rocking the chokers before all of y'all pic.twitter.com/mZjAgYIQmI
— Jeremy (@_jermbo) April 5, 2017
Just remember, if we’re hoes for wearing chokers then so are y’all
If I see my mans in a romper ima give him my chokers and cute shoes it's all or nothing baby boy ain't no man of mine gonna look trashy
— ?la blanquita? (@fettuccinemercy) May 17, 2017
When guys wear chokers, when guys wear crop tops, when guys have man buns, when guys– pic.twitter.com/IrHzefpvmQ
— ㅤ (@grahamslexa) April 11, 2017
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