Remember zip-away pants? OK, now imagine if they were slutty
Instahoe, available now
by Amanda Ross
A quick-change from Resectable Lady to Turbo-Thot is something we all have to do once the clock strikes 8 p.m. But did you know you can now do it in seconds and for the low, low price of $425?!
Yeah, an updated version of those weird zip-away pants the boys at recess wore is now available for you booty shorts needs. Created by Y/Project, it’s…I mean, not a baaaad idea but not one I’m gonna follow through on.
Here’s what it looks like in shorts form:
Hello, camel toe! Guess I’ll die.