Be honest, you would let Shrek rock you like a hurricane
It’s a time-honored sleepover tradition since childhood to torture your friends with gross-ass “Who would you rather hook up with?” questions. And even though our sleepovers have grown fewer and father between (except the drunken kind), we still love to inflict mental anguish on our nearest and dearest — which means you!
Enjoy this ugly test, and see how your nasty preferences line up with everyone else’s: