I guarantee this thing lasts less time than my ex-boyfriend
Beauty Youtuber Natasha Lee posted a video tutorial for fidget spinner nails earlier this week and it is honestly the worst thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
LOOK AT THESE.
If actual fidget spinners weren’t annoying enough for you, itty bitty ones that will spin every time you put your hand within a five-foot-radius of ANYTHING should do the trick. Who wants to take the time to create a little plastic spinner on their nail that is guaranteed to fall off within five minutes? I guarantee this thing lasts less time than my ex-boyfriend.
Nail trends are already really weird but this truly pushes the boundaries of fucking ridiculous. Weren’t bubble nails bad enough? Or pierced nails? Or fluffy nails? Literally all of these things have happened in the last year.
Also, I love how the video is galaxy branded – like wow, lets hop onto another trend to try to make fidget spinners happen. Fidget spinner nails are NEVER going to happen. They should be banned. Or at least you should need a prescription for them.
I already hate watching them spinning all over everyone’s desk, I don’t need to watch women in restaurants and on the train spinning the fidget spinners on their nails. Imagine having a conversation with your co-worker or friend while they spin their nail accessory – like, can you not?
2017 really needed to come to an end the second Donald Trump was inaugurated, but now we’ve really let it go on for too long. First the Italian Chef meme, now this. Time for the All-Knowing Being to light us all up.