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Get ready to swipe your man’s phone because his calculator is probably hiding nudes
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Not to overreact, but your boyfriend is probably hiding nudes in his calculator, so you better smack that shit straight out of his hands.
‘Secret Calculator’ looks like an iPhone calculator, but exists to hide nudes
“You know,” our guy friend said to us at the bar last night, “the calculator app for nudes.”
“Nope,” we thought; there was a time when we could still trust calculators. But that time is clearly over. RIP Algebra 2, we knew it’d never work anyway.
Here’s how the app works
From the outside, the app looks like a normal calculator, and from the inside it looks and acts like one too.
But when you download the app, it asks you to select a four digit password, which will activate secret photo albums.
Now you all know how to find my secretsLater when you open the calculator, if you enter those four numbers in a row, it unlocks a secret photo album, where you can store anything from photos of your dog to photo of some tits. Probably the latter.
I even downloaded it myself to try it out.
I have to admit, it’s pretty useful.