My skin wants me to suffer
Elaborate skincare has become such a cultural phenomenon, it almost makes me ache for the days of that hateful microbead-filled St Ives scrub and Cetaphil moisturizer. OK, not really but you know what I mean. I care about my skin more than I've ever cared about a single living human and it's ruining my life.
At least it's ruining y'all's too, as evidenced by these memes that make me cry real, non-robot tears at the sheer amount of truth in them.
I mean, I'm still waiting for the Kylie Jenner puberty glow-up promised to me by every single teen drama ever aired:
My skin can be a real hateful bitch and I hate her:
The duality of mankind:
I'M IMPATIENT, CAN U PLEASE JUST GLOW NOW?!
I'd wear baby flesh over mine, literally. Not figuratively.
They clocked me:
Obama had amazing skin! You could tell he moisturized daily, unlike some people:
This is the real gay agenda:
"If you like this video, give it a thumbs-up! All product details are down in the description box below!"
Is there a control-alt-delete for my face?
What did I ever do to deserve this?
"Glossier products are so nice, use my 20% off code"
She's rude!
I give her everything and this is how she thanks me?
You don't moisturize? Lmfao grow up.
I feel…attacked:
I love a natural look:
Dump her: