It’s not just you – the reason sex sucks is because of your age

If every time you walk away from a one night stand wondering what all the hype is about, you can take solace in the fact none of us are sure.

These are the same guys walking around with shit like: "LinkedIn in the streets, Twitter in the sheets," in their bios, and not only am I convinced none of them have even been on LinkedIn, but if they have, they're probably the kind of person who "sarcastically" asks people to endorse them.

Bet he has his height in his Twitter bio, too.

A survey, conducted by the contraceptive app Natural Cycles, relied on data collected from more than 2,600 women.

The women were grouped into three age brackets — 23 and younger, 23 to 36, and 36 and older — and when asked about orgasmic satisfaction, it wasn't the women in their 20s who responded positively. It was the women in the 36 and up bracket.

Not only were women in the 36 and up bracket experiencing the best orgasms, but the women in the 23 and younger reported experiencing the worst.

What this sounds like to me is hope — vindication for the years spent pining for more. It's a steady uphill climb from here.

Just don't make us get on top.

@carolinephinney